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Dear journal. It’s me, Doug.-Doug, "Doug Bags a Neematoad"

Unfortunately, there are some in the press who feel that the ex-showgirl wife of Donald Phelps has no business being the owner of a Major League Baseball team.-Rachel, "Major League"

Well, my folks are back in Connecticut so I thought I'd see them and on the way I thought I'd stop by and surprise the Gilmore girls.-Christopher, "That Damn Donna Reed"

Dr. Dorian, do you not realize that you’re nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?-Dr. Kelso, "My First Day"

Andre: Put your top fi– who’s your top five?
Fred: Slick Rick, Kane, Rakim, KRS-One, and Biggie is my fifth man. And Jay-Z is my sixth man.-Top Five

Jason: Joel!
Melanie: Molly! They came together.
Joel and Molly: No, we didn’t.-They Came Together

James: The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo.
Mrs. Brennan: What, at Adventureland?-Adventureland

You’re independent and you always have been. Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby and you had no friends, you were just fine!-Jack Gellar, "The One with the Sonogram at the End"

Wanna put on a show for your friends? Find another scene partner, I’m here to pitch.-Ginny, "Pilot"