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Helga: Cut! Cut! Hey Arnold!
Arnold: Huh?
Helga: Get off the stage!-"Downtown as Fruits/Eugene’s Bike"

Sterling Archer. Code name: Duchess. Known from Berlin to Bangkok as the world’s most dangerous spy.-Crenshaw, "Mole Hunt"

What is community college? Well, you’ve heard all kinds of things. You’ve heard it’s loser college for remedial teens…-Dean Pelton, "Pilot"

When you play the game of thrones, you either win or you die. There is no middle ground.-Cersei, "You Win or You Die"

We fly along the same northeast route every commercial airliner bound for Los Angeles does. Now the pilot, he said he lost communication with the ground, correct?-Sayid, "Tabula Rasa"

Jake: Oh my god, turn the (BLEEP) around!
Annie: What? ...Oh.
Jake: Yeah… so, you know… will you marry me?-"Pilot"

Wild first epi of The Hotwives of Orlando. I mean, can you believe that Tawny told Shawna to cool down?-Mattie, "Meet the Hotwives"

Garfunkel and Oates! Hi! Hi! Hi. We are so excited to meet you.-Epiphany, "Rule 34"

You’re in the good place You’re okay, Eleanor, you’re in the good place.-Michael, "Pilot"

You’re kidding, right? After you left, that wasn’t much of an option. Dad needed someone here to help him run the ranch.-Rooster, "Back Where I Came From"

My name is Dexter. Dexter Morgan. I don’t know what made me the way I am, but whatever it was left a hollow place inside.-Dexter, "Dexter"

Welcome to the O.C., bitch!-Luke, "Premiere"

David: I'd say, at one time or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn.
Dawn: What?!-"Downsize"