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Money flying all over Silicon Valley but none of it ever seems to hit us.-Bighead, “Minimum Viable Product”

They have volunteered to be marooned for 39 days on mysterious Borneo. This is their story. This is Survivor.-Jeff Probst, “The Marooning”

Keegan: I am Keegan.
Jordan: I am Jordan.
Keegan: And this is Key & Peele.-"Series Premiere

Claire: Mr. Seinfeld. Mr. Costanza.
George: Are you sure this is decaf? Where’s the orange indicator?-"The Seinfeld Chronicles"

Dear journal. It’s me, Doug.-Doug, "Doug Bags a Neematoad"

Well, my folks are back in Connecticut so I thought I'd see them and on the way I thought I'd stop by and surprise the Gilmore girls.-Christopher, "That Damn Donna Reed"

Dr. Dorian, do you not realize that you’re nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?-Dr. Kelso, "My First Day"

You’re independent and you always have been. Even when you were a kid, and you were chubby and you had no friends, you were just fine!-Jack Gellar, "The One with the Sonogram at the End"

Wanna put on a show for your friends? Find another scene partner, I’m here to pitch.-Ginny, "Pilot"

But no matter what we find in DC, I know
we’ll be okay. Because this is how we survive. We
tell ourselves… that we are the walking dead.-Rick, "Them"

Hello... Hi. My name is Leslie Knope, and I work for the Parks and Recreation department.-Leslie, "Pilot"

Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story. The story of how I met your mother.-Future Ted, "Pilot"